Welcome. You have picked a team that plays in red and white, has a cannon on its badge, and made a lot of grown-ups wait twenty-two years for a Premier League trophy. They are champions now. Here is everything you need to know to keep up at the dinner table.
Skip to the games ↓Seven games. Your best scores stay on this device — nothing gets sent anywhere.
Ten questions, picked at random every time you play.
Five penalties. Take them, or go in goal and try to save them. Top corners are hardest to stop — and easiest to blast over the bar.
Tap the ball to kick it back up. It gets a little faster the longer you keep it going. On a keyboard, press space when it drops low.
Press Start, then tap the ball to keep it in the air.
Guess the Arsenal player from the clues. Get it on the first clue for four points; every extra clue or wrong guess costs one.
Flip two cards at a time and find the matching pairs.
Design your own shirt, then put your name and number on the back.
Keep this open while the game’s on. A full row or column is BINGO — fill the whole card for a full house.
A note for the grown-up reading this: most Premier League kick-offs land between midnight and 6am in Australia. The results are on this site the next morning, spoiler-free until you tap. Nobody needs to be awake at 2am to be a proper supporter.
Every game on this page runs entirely in the browser. There are no accounts and nothing to submit; best scores are kept only in this device’s local storage, and the page is blocked at the browser level from talking to any server but this one.